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Hello and welcome to The Basic Bench. The podcast where a group of men, who believe themselves to be above average, discuss a wide verity of topics such as day to day activities, cars, home owner issues, current events, fitness, life and so forth. These above average men at times cover topics that expose that they or we may not be so above average after all. Having known each other for years these topics are peppered with comedic banter. Hope you enjoy... With that said let's just jump right into it with....
Episodes
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Have your wife listen to the 1st few minutes, trust me you will thank us!!
Might as well piss everyone off since it’s our last podcast before we get canceled... lol
If you can’t drive, you can hold office. Wilson for 2024… He is your man for your PTA.
Find your bookie at the local soccer match, there’s money to be made, if they don’t kill each other 1st.
Chipmunk helium voice, oh poor LBZ.
LBZ trying to reboot “Cheaters”
Donate your goods before you die.
Send your emails to 4TheBasicBench@gmail.com. We will read them.
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
The crew is back, sorry for the hiatus… You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Shout out to my Eskimo Brothers! This one is for you!!
LBZ lays down the brick, LBZ style… smooth and nasty… Then add water.
DG “The in-laws kicked me out”.
Look but don’t kill me.
Being young isn’t all that fun.
Don’t post your shoes next to your exotic car, or you'll be sued.
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Let the man have his countdown, dam it.. hahaha
Lobotomies are no fun.
LBZ secretly own his own moon!
Count LBZ, at night is where it’s at.
The family pet is blackmailing me, dam it
Crack head marsupials on this show.
I’ll do anything for a coke man… aannyythinngg…. Just one more man.
Prison rules, the do’s and don’ts.
You don’t see any more snitching goats do you?
Hank, thug life for life!!!
Top gangster movies to keep it hood.
Infomercials products make the best gifts.
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
What’s that sonny… Bluetooth thingy magija transistor radio contraption…
How recycling works… unplug before you cut shred it…
How was your day, Fine… that’s all I got.
Time to pass the torch, move over old man.
Birthday month for Mr. W at Big Bear.
Dam nature, you scary… I’m out.
I’ve heard this story before, come on…
The chosen one, Hank the Aztec warrior...
My piece of shit car, please just die.
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Love long quiet peaceful bowl movements, don’t have kids
Pandas don’t like making sweet love in front of strangers, what freaks…
Chemical burns are a lot like a mix of STD’s according to the guys… haha
1.21 Gigawatts!!... Just my luck…
Bird stories, this topic is never taking off
Rat stories from the hood, karma is a bitch
That dam 350z needs to be put to rest; I ain’t pushing no more… Obama’s cash for clunkers missed one!!
I run with a big pack
A maid or a rumba?
The Antimakers.. Anti-Maskers, brutal or fair?
Now go enjoy the free show…
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
DG could be a great abstinence commercial in the 90’s!!
Albeezy got T-boned?
Mr. Wilson got his crocs on!!
More house AC issues… It’s never were I left it…
House remodeling in the day is for babies, men remodel at night
DG loves that alimony, no person is worth 2 million
Now go enjoy the free show…
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Indio vs Death Valley, Dual Devils Anus’s?? Try saying that three times…
Two Folds afraid of ICE? Get him TRUMP…
Camping or Glamping? Screw the RV, that’s too rough of an outing…
Shitty RV’s are the way to go
One-liners are not as easy as they appear
Web MD, I gots the black plague…
Finishing off on a high note, we bring your down with cancer talk… dam…
Now go enjoy the free show…
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Shitty or shittier coffee, Folgers or NesCafe pick your poison
Mr. Wilson goes sheep herding with a senior
Horny zoo animals
D.A.R.E , drugs are baaaad M’Kay
Cruising down the street in my BMX, slapping the b!tches, Jacking the hoes…
Grease the wheels or Jack in the box for dinner
Money buys you the good kind of justice
Chimps attacking you? We teach you how to earn chimp respect, Ain’t no chimp making me his bitch
Now go enjoy the free show…
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
How old is too old to fight? As long as the money is right, any age is good to go.
Don’t mess with the Irish, unless you’re willing to fight.
Wonder what Mr. Wilson looks like? Find out.
39 is the new senior age? Ask Mr. Wilson.
Curious about the adult industry? Hank bit the bullet for you, pay attention he paid a price…
Two folds is the reason Hank is recycling cans and making podcasts for a living.
Who is Albeezy, why is Albeezy and how long will Albeezy stick around? Ask him twice… LOL.
Siskel and Ebert? Screw that, Two Folds and Albeezy!!
Now stop reading and start listening, gone on... enjoy the free show!!
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.
Double DD’s nah, The show kicks off with Double P’s!! Penis & Prenups!!
Lost your penis? Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia, one on your Arm. Learn how to make it grow.
Already got a working penis? We tell you how to customize it to the Max!!
Two folds gets his 15 seconds of fame, but as always it back fires… Great try, hahaha..
Grandparents starting over? Like Kanye West said on Gold Digger, “ Prenup, prenup, we want a prenup!”
Two Folds announces a big change to his life, with more enthusiasm than the Olson Twins at a buffet!!
Now stop reading and start listening, gone on... enjoy the free show!!